| Jun 4, 2023 05:32:06 |
ascensionofironroman
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Humans were originally made to hunt (heavy cardio) then afterwards bring the food to females in order have heavy cardio real life sex with agressive hip thrusting (Heavy cardio). Xcom on the other hand gets his food by pressing a button on his microwave (low cardio) and gets his women by clicking on a mouse (low cardio). How would this affect his cardiovascular system in the long term? |
| Jun 4, 2023 05:31:37 |
whodahexdatguy
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Xcom is the type of guy when his microwave meal is ready, instead of waiting two minutes for his food to cool down, he wants instant gratification and eats his food right away and burns his mouth, but instead of learning from his mistake, he will do the same thing again and keep burning his mouth over and over again on hot microwave meals |
| Jun 4, 2023 05:30:20 |
ascensionofironroman
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Dr. Boner Jones stated; \"Long-term micro-wave meals care can put a tremendous strain on finances, especially for the elderly who spend their glory years shitting themselves, snorting CoHcaine and absent-mindedly walking into online scams and trafic. I cannot recommend Xcom-Micro-Meals highly enough. You won't find quality microwave meals on the internet for lower prices. And i'm a doctor, so you can trust me.\" |
| Jun 4, 2023 05:29:15 |
1aveator
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Its amazing how 3 seconds of a stream can change ones life. Whats your favorite microwave meal xcom? |
| Jun 4, 2023 05:29:04 |
ascensionofironroman
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My love for baseball is so intense that I wear a hat 24/7, and no, I'm not exaggerating! You can find me in a baseball cap at all times, even in the shower. I mean, who needs shampoo when you have a trusty baseball hat to protect your hair, right? |
| Jun 4, 2023 05:28:30 |
whodahexdatguy
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freshly toweled filtered colorado air Kreygasm |
| Jun 4, 2023 05:27:45 |
whodahexdatguy
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Kappa |
| Jun 4, 2023 05:27:39 |
1aveator
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Change the copy pasta, i will fill out the forms |
| Jun 4, 2023 05:27:31 |
1aveator
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Im not a salesman! I work in continuous improvement! |
| Jun 4, 2023 05:27:28 |
ascensionofironroman
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My name is aveator, but you can call me one aveator for short. I may be living in a small room with a towel for a curtain, but don't let that fool you - I'm a real catch. In my spare time I like to enjoy the company of some heroes while I breathe the freshly towel filtered air. If you are also a towel fanatic like me we could have some fabulous times together! I may not be the most conventional date, but I promise to bring a sense of adventure and creative imagination to any outing. |
| Jun 4, 2023 05:27:04 |
cohopponentbot
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开图死全家 : cn : WM : 1v1 Rank 27 : lvl 14 : steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561199475989020 |
| Jun 4, 2023 05:26:46 |
whodahexdatguy
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People might look at a bland room and see nothing, whereas I see endless possibilities to install towels! So if you're looking for a partner who's part shady fishing line salesman, part towel fanatic, and all-around good time, look no further than yours truly. Let's mop up some fun together! |
| Jun 4, 2023 05:24:24 |
1aveator
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respectfully of course |
| Jun 4, 2023 05:24:01 |
1aveator
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gave your mom high gravitational influence |
| Jun 4, 2023 05:23:07 |
1aveator
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A triangle is a polygon with three sides having three vertices. The angle formed inside the triangle is equal to 180 degrees. It means that the sum of the interior angles of a triangle is equal to 180°. |
| Jun 4, 2023 05:22:33 |
ascensionofironroman
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aveator is the only man who has managed to create a triangulation in COH where the angles make less than 180 degrees |
| Jun 4, 2023 05:22:24 |
1aveator
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still room for a rage quit then |
| Jun 4, 2023 05:21:59 |
1aveator
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You winning son? |
| Jun 4, 2023 05:15:15 |
microsoftexcel2007
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Not fast m8? |
| Jun 4, 2023 05:14:27 |
microsoftexcel2007
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What's the antidote for this |
| Jun 4, 2023 05:12:34 |
microsoftexcel2007
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Rather than sit in a trench being shelled by a BTR 90 |
| Jun 4, 2023 05:12:06 |
microsoftexcel2007
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Well you can move |
| Jun 4, 2023 05:11:11 |
cohopponentbot
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COHXXX : au : WM : 1v1 Rank 152 : lvl 9 : steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198277485581 |
| Jun 4, 2023 05:10:38 |
microsoftexcel2007
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Absolutely horrific don't know why patriotism compels people to subject themselves to such horror |
| Jun 4, 2023 05:10:09 |
ascensionofironroman
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I have a theory why Napoleon has one hundred viewers, People are so SabaPing cuz they didn't get horny gay statement from face for one month, one month of gay SabaPing trapped inside Statement's face |
| Jun 4, 2023 05:09:24 |
microsoftexcel2007
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It's really messed up being a military commander knowing if you want to take back ground you need to sacrifice a third of your troops |
| Jun 4, 2023 05:08:35 |
whodahexdatguy
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what did you think of dunkirk? |
| Jun 4, 2023 05:08:25 |
microsoftexcel2007
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That's what the analyst say on the news talking about Ukraine offensives |
| Jun 4, 2023 05:07:37 |
microsoftexcel2007
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Isn't it like standard theory that attackers need 3 to 1 numerical advantage |
| Jun 4, 2023 05:06:56 |
microsoftexcel2007
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Zulu the first thing that comes to mind |