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Jun 4, 2023 05:32:06

ascensionofironroman

Humans were originally made to hunt (heavy cardio) then afterwards bring the food to females in order have heavy cardio real life sex with agressive hip thrusting (Heavy cardio). Xcom on the other hand gets his food by pressing a button on his microwave (low cardio) and gets his women by clicking on a mouse (low cardio). How would this affect his cardiovascular system in the long term?
Jun 4, 2023 05:31:37

whodahexdatguy

Xcom is the type of guy when his microwave meal is ready, instead of waiting two minutes for his food to cool down, he wants instant gratification and eats his food right away and burns his mouth, but instead of learning from his mistake, he will do the same thing again and keep burning his mouth over and over again on hot microwave meals
Jun 4, 2023 05:30:20

ascensionofironroman

Dr. Boner Jones stated; \"Long-term micro-wave meals care can put a tremendous strain on finances, especially for the elderly who spend their glory years shitting themselves, snorting CoHcaine and absent-mindedly walking into online scams and trafic. I cannot recommend Xcom-Micro-Meals highly enough. You won't find quality microwave meals on the internet for lower prices. And i'm a doctor, so you can trust me.\"
Jun 4, 2023 05:29:15

1aveator

Its amazing how 3 seconds of a stream can change ones life. Whats your favorite microwave meal xcom?
Jun 4, 2023 05:29:04

ascensionofironroman

My love for baseball is so intense that I wear a hat 24/7, and no, I'm not exaggerating! You can find me in a baseball cap at all times, even in the shower. I mean, who needs shampoo when you have a trusty baseball hat to protect your hair, right?
Jun 4, 2023 05:28:30

whodahexdatguy

freshly toweled filtered colorado air Kreygasm
Jun 4, 2023 05:27:45

whodahexdatguy

Kappa
Jun 4, 2023 05:27:39

1aveator

Change the copy pasta, i will fill out the forms
Jun 4, 2023 05:27:31

1aveator

Im not a salesman! I work in continuous improvement!
Jun 4, 2023 05:27:28

ascensionofironroman

My name is aveator, but you can call me one aveator for short. I may be living in a small room with a towel for a curtain, but don't let that fool you - I'm a real catch. In my spare time I like to enjoy the company of some heroes while I breathe the freshly towel filtered air. If you are also a towel fanatic like me we could have some fabulous times together! I may not be the most conventional date, but I promise to bring a sense of adventure and creative imagination to any outing.
Jun 4, 2023 05:27:04

cohopponentbot

开图死全家 : cn : WM : 1v1 Rank 27 : lvl 14 : steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561199475989020
Jun 4, 2023 05:26:46

whodahexdatguy

People might look at a bland room and see nothing, whereas I see endless possibilities to install towels! So if you're looking for a partner who's part shady fishing line salesman, part towel fanatic, and all-around good time, look no further than yours truly. Let's mop up some fun together!
Jun 4, 2023 05:24:24

1aveator

respectfully of course
Jun 4, 2023 05:24:01

1aveator

gave your mom high gravitational influence
Jun 4, 2023 05:23:07

1aveator

A triangle is a polygon with three sides having three vertices. The angle formed inside the triangle is equal to 180 degrees. It means that the sum of the interior angles of a triangle is equal to 180°.
Jun 4, 2023 05:22:33

ascensionofironroman

aveator is the only man who has managed to create a triangulation in COH where the angles make less than 180 degrees
Jun 4, 2023 05:22:24

1aveator

still room for a rage quit then
Jun 4, 2023 05:21:59

1aveator

You winning son?
Jun 4, 2023 05:15:15

microsoftexcel2007

Not fast m8?
Jun 4, 2023 05:14:27

microsoftexcel2007

What's the antidote for this
Jun 4, 2023 05:12:34

microsoftexcel2007

Rather than sit in a trench being shelled by a BTR 90
Jun 4, 2023 05:12:06

microsoftexcel2007

Well you can move
Jun 4, 2023 05:11:11

cohopponentbot

COHXXX : au : WM : 1v1 Rank 152 : lvl 9 : steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198277485581
Jun 4, 2023 05:10:38

microsoftexcel2007

Absolutely horrific don't know why patriotism compels people to subject themselves to such horror
Jun 4, 2023 05:10:09

ascensionofironroman

I have a theory why Napoleon has one hundred viewers, People are so SabaPing cuz they didn't get horny gay statement from face for one month, one month of gay SabaPing trapped inside Statement's face
Jun 4, 2023 05:09:24

microsoftexcel2007

It's really messed up being a military commander knowing if you want to take back ground you need to sacrifice a third of your troops
Jun 4, 2023 05:08:35

whodahexdatguy

what did you think of dunkirk?
Jun 4, 2023 05:08:25

microsoftexcel2007

That's what the analyst say on the news talking about Ukraine offensives
Jun 4, 2023 05:07:37

microsoftexcel2007

Isn't it like standard theory that attackers need 3 to 1 numerical advantage
Jun 4, 2023 05:06:56

microsoftexcel2007

Zulu the first thing that comes to mind

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