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Apr 24, 2026 23:44:00

egak47

And the Soviet soldier looks at him and says, 'That is nothing. In my country, I can walk right into the Kremlin, I can pound on the desk, and I can tell Comrade Stalin, \"Sir, President Trump’s micro-management of the paratroopers is a total disaster!\"'
Apr 24, 2026 23:43:53

egak47

It’s about a Soviet soldier and an American soldier playing a game of Company of Heroes. The American soldier, a very sharp guy, says, 'In my country, I can walk right into the Oval Office, I can pound on the Resolute Desk, and I can tell President Trump, \"Sir, your micro-management of the paratroopers is a total disaster!\"'
Apr 24, 2026 23:43:41

egak47

You know, I was talking to a wonderful group of people the other day, and I told them, I said, 'I’ve always admired Ronald Reagan.' Great guy. A little bit soft on the border, maybe, but he had some good lines. Very funny. So I thought I’d tell you a story—a little bit like one of his, but better, because it’s mine.
Apr 24, 2026 23:41:42

egak47

We need winners in this game, not xcomreborn. We’re going to find a new player, a better player, and we’re going to win so much he’ll wish he never clicked 'Install.'\"
Apr 24, 2026 23:41:16

egak47

He calls himself 'reborn,' but after that last match on Angoville? He needs to go back and stay wherever he came from. He’s a 'Never-Winner.' A total lightweight. If he was in charge of a real company of heroes, we’d all be speaking... well, we’d be speaking very badly, let me tell you.
Apr 24, 2026 23:40:08

s3xyl3xy

I once saw this company of heroes streamer— big streamer, strong streamer, probably ate **ten thousand pounds** of microwave meals. Just the largest human being you've ever seen. [deep inhale] He was a brits player and he was like, \"sir? Sir? Can you teach me to micro sir? Please Sir we've been forgetting how to micro troops for years sir. It's a huge shame.\" so I told him just blob. Blob and he hugged me crying, tears coming down his face. \"Thank you sir,\" he said.
Apr 24, 2026 23:36:01

s3xyl3xy

And look, sexy lexy is probably one of the best prompters in the world right now. I can create art you haven't even imagined in your worst nightmares. I know it, you know, it's obvious. I never lie to you right? I would never lie to you. All I do with this voice is tell the truth.
Apr 24, 2026 23:34:57

cohopponentbot

s3xyl3xy's alias has been set to SexyLexy
Apr 24, 2026 23:34:56

s3xyl3xy

!alias SexyLexy
Apr 24, 2026 23:34:19

s3xyl3xy

What can I say about this stream excom? It's the most beautiful stream on the internet. I know it, you know it, we all know it. This is the best stream on twitch. IT's obvious. Come on, look at me. I know what the beauty is.
Apr 24, 2026 23:33:26

cohopponentbot

LW | Facu : ar : CW : 1v1 Rank 13 : lvl 14 : steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198090296836
Apr 24, 2026 23:32:20

s3xyl3xy

Tangia is what I have
Apr 24, 2026 23:31:32

s3xyl3xy

Excom, if you add AI image generation to this channel, I may even give you money. Please consider my request. SeemsGood
Apr 24, 2026 23:25:15

cohopponentbot

Bad Ass : no : WM : 1v1 Rank 58 : lvl 13 : steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198219202179
Apr 24, 2026 23:24:07

vincers

lmao
Apr 24, 2026 23:23:33

vincers

now you know how it feels like to be israeli
Apr 24, 2026 23:20:26

bonjarommelhr

goot try tho , too bad he won
Apr 24, 2026 23:19:41

bonjarommelhr

now that is a tough defence
Apr 24, 2026 23:19:40

noluckystrikeforyouuu

should be the same like a m10
Apr 24, 2026 23:19:35

noluckystrikeforyouuu

i thin u need 3 shoot for a 88 gun
Apr 24, 2026 23:19:30

bonjarommelhr

whoa
Apr 24, 2026 23:18:06

noluckystrikeforyouuu

u are already in firing range behind the houses
Apr 24, 2026 23:17:59

noluckystrikeforyouuu

half hp 2 shoots
Apr 24, 2026 23:17:55

noluckystrikeforyouuu

2 fireflys could ezy kill the 88 gun
Apr 24, 2026 23:16:23

bonjarommelhr

last march of the ents , innit
Apr 24, 2026 23:11:47

bonjarommelhr

An Aussie? he put the roo on the barbie mate
Apr 24, 2026 23:11:11

bonjarommelhr

Kappa
Apr 24, 2026 23:11:06

bonjarommelhr

yes because you got some random redneck voicover
Apr 24, 2026 23:10:37

bonjarommelhr

new mic? who dis
Apr 24, 2026 23:08:28

alteseisen81

See, luck is a whore

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