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whodahexdatguy |
Opponent is as sweaty as they come | ||
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lordshish |
i am the greatest 50 year old microwave scientist that ever played this game. I cannot lose | ||
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lordshish |
i got this for i am X.Com.Reborn | ||
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lordshish |
FUCK YOU COMPANY OF HEROES! FUCK YOU GAME | ||
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cohopponentbot |
Available voices: range is 0 to 60 | ||
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lordshish |
!voices | ||
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lordshish |
xcomreBate | ||
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egak47 |
he fed you a lot of veterancy | ||
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s3xyl3xy |
Man, fallschirmjager rule | ||
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vincers |
falklands war rematch | ||
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egak47 |
\"That’s what happens with these other systems, folks. They don’t have the 'Add to Cart' button like we do. We have the best buttons. My 'Play' button is much bigger than theirs, and it actually works! We’re going to have so much fun, we’re going to laugh all the way to the victory screen. Believe me.\" | ||
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egak47 |
The young man asks, 'Morning or afternoon?' The clerk is shocked. He says, 'It’s ten years from now, what difference does it make?' And the boy says, 'Well, the plumber is coming in the morning and I don't want to miss the delivery!' | ||
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egak47 |
\"It’s true. It’s a very tough situation over there. And you know, I heard another one. There was a young man from the Soviet Union—very low energy, probably a fan of xcomreborn—and he goes to the authorities to buy a copy of the game. He pays his rubles, he does the whole thing, and the clerk says, 'Okay, your game will be ready in ten years.' | ||
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egak47 |
And the Soviet soldier looks at him and says, 'That is nothing. In my country, I can walk right into the Kremlin, I can pound on the desk, and I can tell Comrade Stalin, \"Sir, President Trump’s micro-management of the paratroopers is a total disaster!\"' | ||
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egak47 |
It’s about a Soviet soldier and an American soldier playing a game of Company of Heroes. The American soldier, a very sharp guy, says, 'In my country, I can walk right into the Oval Office, I can pound on the Resolute Desk, and I can tell President Trump, \"Sir, your micro-management of the paratroopers is a total disaster!\"' | ||
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egak47 |
You know, I was talking to a wonderful group of people the other day, and I told them, I said, 'I’ve always admired Ronald Reagan.' Great guy. A little bit soft on the border, maybe, but he had some good lines. Very funny. So I thought I’d tell you a story—a little bit like one of his, but better, because it’s mine. | ||
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egak47 |
We need winners in this game, not xcomreborn. We’re going to find a new player, a better player, and we’re going to win so much he’ll wish he never clicked 'Install.'\" | ||
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egak47 |
He calls himself 'reborn,' but after that last match on Angoville? He needs to go back and stay wherever he came from. He’s a 'Never-Winner.' A total lightweight. If he was in charge of a real company of heroes, we’d all be speaking... well, we’d be speaking very badly, let me tell you. | ||
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s3xyl3xy |
I once saw this company of heroes streamer— big streamer, strong streamer, probably ate **ten thousand pounds** of microwave meals. Just the largest human being you've ever seen. [deep inhale] He was a brits player and he was like, \"sir? Sir? Can you teach me to micro sir? Please Sir we've been forgetting how to micro troops for years sir. It's a huge shame.\" so I told him just blob. Blob and he hugged me crying, tears coming down his face. \"Thank you sir,\" he said. | ||
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s3xyl3xy |
And look, sexy lexy is probably one of the best prompters in the world right now. I can create art you haven't even imagined in your worst nightmares. I know it, you know, it's obvious. I never lie to you right? I would never lie to you. All I do with this voice is tell the truth. | ||
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cohopponentbot |
s3xyl3xy's alias has been set to SexyLexy | ||
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s3xyl3xy |
!alias SexyLexy | ||
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s3xyl3xy |
What can I say about this stream excom? It's the most beautiful stream on the internet. I know it, you know it, we all know it. This is the best stream on twitch. IT's obvious. Come on, look at me. I know what the beauty is. | ||
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cohopponentbot |
LW | Facu : ar : CW : 1v1 Rank 13 : lvl 14 : steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198090296836 | ||
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s3xyl3xy |
Tangia is what I have | ||
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s3xyl3xy |
Excom, if you add AI image generation to this channel, I may even give you money. Please consider my request. SeemsGood | ||
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cohopponentbot |
Bad Ass : no : WM : 1v1 Rank 58 : lvl 13 : steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198219202179 | ||
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vincers |
lmao | ||
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vincers |
now you know how it feels like to be israeli | ||
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bonjarommelhr |
goot try tho , too bad he won |
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