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rthosetanktraps |
Washington Explains Parking Signs WASHINGTON: In the cities of our Republic, the citizen shall place his carriage beside the road. SOLDIER: A simple act. WASHINGTON: No. It shall be governed by a sign. SOLDIER: One sign? WASHINGTON: At first glance. SOLDIER: What shall the sign say? | ||
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rthosetanktraps |
WASHINGTON: “Two-hour parking, except Monday through Friday, 7 a.m. to 9 a.m., except commercial loading, except street cleaning, except permit holders, except holidays, except not the holiday you are thinking of.” SOLDIER: How shall a citizen know whether he may park? WASHINGTON: He shall stand on the curb and read upward, like a scholar studying scripture. SOLDIER: And if he misunderstands? WASHINGTON: A small paper shall be placed beneath his wiper. SOLDIER: By whom? | ||
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rthosetanktraps |
WASHINGTON: A silent rider in a tiny government vehicle. SOLDIER: Can he appeal? WASHINGTON: Yes. He may write a letter explaining that the sign was confusing. SOLDIER: And will mercy be granted? WASHINGTON: The city shall consider his plea and respond in six to eight weeks with the word “no.” SOLDIER: Why create such signs? WASHINGTON: So that every street may become a courtroom and every driver may become an attorney. | ||
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drugman88 |
Yeah my favourite part about this game- hitlers speech | ||
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drugman88 |
m8 that survived like 6 pz4 hits is something | ||
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drugman88 |
m8 looks so toxic | ||
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drugman88 |
Compared to puma | ||
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drugman88 |
?? u jew? | ||
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1aveator |
I have yeah | ||
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1aveator |
Splintercell you dick lol | ||
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1aveator |
wasnt bad | ||
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1aveator |
won some lost some | ||
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1aveator |
made some plays didnt lose to bs | ||
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1aveator |
its a horror survival sim game | ||
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1aveator |
yeah once the the mid game or end game is there, its kinda snowbally | ||
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drugman88 |
Oh no someone is discoverying who is the real nazis | ||
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ilikecakeyo |
Nope stop, go again. Nope stop, go again. | ||
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kegelgottwithoutzero |
green green | ||
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kegelgottwithoutzero |
;D | ||
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drugman88 |
Hubba bubba 6 gorillion happened - now they can kill children | ||
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drugman88 |
Israel does not want peace or safety - they just want genocide and take all the lands around | ||
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drugman88 |
Yeah its just israel first | ||
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itsbroomstick97 |
Britain still has a navy? | ||
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xcomreborn |
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itsbroomstick97 |
TwitchConHYPE TwitchConHYPE TwitchConHYPE | ||
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xcomreborn |
[wave] Monday night an nobody is about just me and broomstick | ||
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itsbroomstick97 |
Tought times indeed |
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