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whodahexdatguy

see thats my boy hj Kreygasm

smoko_coh

I've never heard of harolds

ascensionofironroman

Everything's starting to sag. Incontinence and impotence are just around the cornor. Nobody listens to you. You hate your job, you haven't had sex in years and it finally dawns on you that you're never going to be rich and famous. It's bleak, but don't let your mid-life crisis drag you down. Don't ruin yourself by quitting your job at university to start a twitch channel and play video games all day. And, whatever you do, don't get a nose stud. You will look like a prick.

whodahexdatguy

fuckin harolds 100%

hjtheman

@whodahexdatguy Harolds

10bag

byrds chicken, dave’s hot chicken, canes, popeyes, KFC, or harold’s chicken...any suggestions???

10bag

byrds chicken, dave’s hot chicken, canes, popeyes, or harold’s chicken., any suggestions ?

10bag

or byrds

ascensionofironroman

Dr. Boner Jones stated; \"Long-term micro-wave meals care can put a tremendous strain on finances, especially for the elderly who spend their glory years shitting themselves, snorting CoHcaine and absent-mindedly walking into online scams and trafic. I cannot recommend Xcom-Micro-Meals highly enough. You won't find quality microwave meals on the internet for lower prices. And i'm a doctor, so you can trust me.\"

whodahexdatguy

@hjtheman its 3am, youre stoned. where do you get chicken? popeyes, kfc, harolds, or churches?

ascensionofironroman

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hjtheman

@10bag SeemsGood

hjtheman

@AscensionOfIronRoman Kreygasm Kreygasm

whodahexdatguy

i read all over that the simpson 3125 was the best choice for the past 5 years

10bag

i don't know shit about cars to be fair

ascensionofironroman

wow just getting started i see, i’m on like 5 beers 3 moscow mules and 3 glasses of wine just a warmup bay be i just drove around for 1 hour and 30 mins trying to find an open fried chicken place, come home and boom still streaming

hjtheman

More specific Cummins but eh

ascensionofironroman

Humans were originally made to hunt (heavy cardio) then afterwards bring the food to females in order have heavy cardio real life sex with agressive hip thrusting (Heavy cardio). Xcom on the other hand gets his food by pressing a button on his microwave (low cardio) and gets his women by clicking on a mouse (low cardio). How would this affect his cardiovascular system in the long term?

hjtheman

@10bag dodge ?? :D

whodahexdatguy

ah the classic dumaiSStv tts bork pasta

10bag

nobody designs some dumb ass shit and then puts a premium engine on it

whodahexdatguy

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ascensionofironroman

I have a theory why Napoleon has one hundred viewers, People are so SabaPing cuz they didn't get horny gay statement from face for one month, one month of gay SabaPing trapped inside Statement's face

10bag

yeah anything with a honda is normally legit

10bag

I have welled up so much over the last few hours. I'm by no means a royalist, I'm from Lancashire, where the men are big and dumb. This set me over the edge. Good night and god bless Your Majesty.

whodahexdatguy

got the simpson 3125 with the honda

ascensionofironroman

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10bag

if you're getting one of the beefy ones get one with a honda engine

10bag

got a pressure washer but it's just some mains powered thing, hardly used it really

ascensionofironroman

but I make 2 inf sections first and then lieutenant

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